wonder of me x 100
Kristen knows she can get me to post when she tags me on a meme, although this time around she acknowledged that she might be pushing my aversion to "wonder of me" posts a bit too far.
Boy, did she ever.
I started this one the other night and needed to abandon it because it was just too gross. And, well, it's still pretty gross.
100 Amazing Things I've Already Done
This list is meant to be in response to those lists that are often generated about the things you want to do before you die to justify your time on the planet; the kind of list that will inevitably make you feel like sh*t as you look at your watch and realize that time is ticking and the top of Mount Everest isn't getting any closer to sea level.
So, yeah, this is a list of 100 thing that I have already done. Some are more impressive than others, some are about what has shaped me as a person, but all are things that I can pull out as story fodder ("Did I ever tell you about that time . . . ?"). There is a bit of starf*cking going on in here, so excuse me.
Enjoy. I tag everyone who feels the need for a little self affirmation. You can write the list in your notebook if you feel like it.
I have . . .
- Surfed in Oregon
- Won the gold medal in the National Latin Exam
- Climbed the Acropolis in four-inch red heels
- Salsa danced with Joan Baez and Desmond Tutu — at the same time
- Been given ride home by Jackson Browne — from his concert
- Talked to Maura Tierney in the bathroom at a movie premiere
- Earned my master degree from Harvard
- Driven cross-country — three times
- Run Rock the Vote
- Published a zine
- Published a blog — for more than three years
- Been a Salzburg Seminar faculty member
- Traveled to South Africa – twice
- Visited Nelson Mandela’s cell on Robben Island
- Dipped my toes in the Indian Ocean
- Met Al Gore
- Met Ted Kennedy
- Taken a class from Michael Ignatieff
- Done an independent study with Samantha Power
- Developed the strategy for the first-ever Cabinet member blog
- Kissed a Heartbreaker
- Met two members of Nirvana — and kissed one of them
- Seen a woman take her clothes off in front of the presidential palace in Prague
- Maintained a friendship with Chris for 20 years
- Survived and overcome
- Been a guest on Loveline
- Avoided financial ruin after a medical emergency that occurred when I did not have insurance
- Celebrated New Year’s Eve in Edinburgh
- Moved to London with no job and no place to live when I was 24
- Visited the Lower 9th Ward post-Katrina
- Written and read an original essay on NPR
- Walked through Sherwood Forest
- Trained young political leaders in Cambodia
- Sat in a green room with Ted Nugent
- Appeared on CNN as a regular political commentator
- Contributed to fighting the global health crisis
- Created a career out of doing “good”
- Visited Bonnie Raitt back stage
- Seen Badlands in a movie theater
- Managed to avoid ever going bowling
- Dropped out of college for a year and a half — and gone back to school
- Moved to San Francisco (from Connecticut) on a Greyhound bus when I was 20
- Met Bill Clinton
- Trained youth organizers in Mexico
- Been on the merry-go-round near the Eiffel Tower
- Been John Hughes’ pen pal
- Stayed in David O. Russell's guest room
- Gone from growing up on AFDC/welfare to now earning more than xx percent of the population (too tacky to actually write)
- Been offered a job by Mary Robinson
- Spoken at my grandmother’s funeral
- Had an essay published by the Carnegie Corporation of New York
- Attended a presidential debate
- Met Bono
- Met — and been quoted by in a speech by — Sting
- Seen Wilco in concert (at least) 10 times
- Climbed the Wicklow mountains in Ireland
- Gone on a road trip to the Clinton Library
- Talked on the phone with Katherine Hepburn
- Shaken hands with John Edwards
- Stood outside the Cambridge City Hall at 12:01 am on May 17, 2004 to congratulate the first-ever same sex couples to be married in Massachusetts
- Voted in every local and national election since I turned 18
- Attended the International AIDS Conference — in Barcelona and in Toronto
- Maintained a database of everyone I have met for 10 years
- Watched Taylor give birth to Victoria
- Called John McCain a “wuss” on CNN
- Received flowers from Martin Sheen
- Managed to convince foundations and companies to give projects I am working on tens of millions of dollars
- Been linked to by Jeff Jarvis
- Had one of my ads used as set dressing (Zoey's dorm room) on The West Wing
- Had another one of my ads used as an example of ad agency star Helen Hunt’s work in What Women Want
- Overcome my fear of cockroaches
- Had an essay published in How to Get Stupid White Men out of Office
- Seen Edward Norton and Catherine Keener off-Broadway
- Seen John C. Reilly and Philip Seymour Hoffman on Broadway
- Gone to an Ozzy Osborne concert — minus adult supervision — when I was 10
- Seen Nation of Ulysses in concert
- Seen Circus Lupus in concert
- Seen Lungfish in concert
- Seen Beat Happening in concert
- Advised three presidential campaigns on young voter outreach
- Managed to have the most perfectly 80’s iconic first make out session ever: behind the Space Invaders game; at the roller skating rink; wearing sneaker skates, designer jeans, a velour Izod pullover and a turtleneck with a whale on the collar; while Queen’s “Another One Bites the Dust” played in the background
- Interviewed Heather Armstrong and Robert Scoble
- Saw Jawbox in concert in London
- Worked on a diversity project that was cited by President Clinton's Initiative on Race as a “Promising Practice”
- Had Carrie Fisher/Princess Leia ask me who she needed to f*ck to get into the VIP section
- Exchanged emails with Pierre Omidyar
- Met Walter Mondale
- Gone to a rave in Southampton, England
- Visited Angkor Wat
- Shared "guest" status with Billy Baldwin on an ABCNews.com web chat
- Served as an adviser on UNAIDS project
- Attended four of five True False Film Festivals
- Become a connoisseur of single malt scotch
- Eaten dinner at a table next to Donald Rumsfeld
- Served as a BBC political commentator on that fateful 2000 election eve
- Worked on a documentary film project with Frances Reid
- Organized a mayoral debate for young people in Kansas City
- Driven the 101 from Los Angeles to San Francisco
- Stayed at the oldest hotel in Savannah, Georgia
- Attended one of two Dismemberment Plan reunion shows
7 comments:
Wow. That's one hell of a list. I think you're my new write-in candidate.
Ah, you toy with me.
You inspire me.
Thanks. That's awfully nice of you to say. Just don't make me go bowling.
OMFG. I will buy you as much scotch as it takes on the 20th to hear more about #22. (I'm shallow that way. Don't get me wrong - I love the whole list!)
~H
I want to see you on American Gladiators.
...and arm wrestle Hulk Hogan after you lay the smackdown in the Eliminator.
kary974
u talk with maura????? oh, i'm so jealous!!! lol
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