my first assignment

It's snowing for the first time today in DC, which makes me happy because it feels like it should and not like we're all going to burst into flames while Al Gore says, "I told you so."

To the guy in the monster SUV in the Whole Foods parking lot who couldn't get his wheels to stop spinning on the 1/8 inch patch of snow by the exit, my Volkswagen and I mock you.

This is the picture I took when I went outside to snap a shot of the stop sign closest to my house — my first assignment for Do You Have One of These. I need to take a picture of myself running away from the camera next, but I don't have a self timer on my camera, so I need to find someone to take the picture for me as well as the nerve to volunteer to have my a** photographed.