a**less frames

Despite the fact that she apparently has disdain for the kiddies on Laguna Beach (whom I have an unhealthy obsession with), Heather Havrilesky's television column on Salon has its merits, including this little nugget of hostility aimed squarely at talentless youngsters with eating disorders:

If the world weren't so completely ruled by the Demographically Desirable, Paris Hilton would be just another aimless, wayward whore and Mary Kate and Ashley could trot their assless frames all over New York without anyone but a couple of pedophiles taking notice.

Amen.