i'm hungry

"I'm hungry," said Lindsey.

"Me too," whined Nicole.

"Trying to look like the Olsen twins is hard," complained Lindsey, "But at least they've stopped talking about whether or not my boobs are fake."

("Math is hard," said Barbie.)

"I think I'm going to throw up," moaned Nicole.

"I'm so jealous!" said Lindsey. "Maybe I'll join you in the bathroom and do another line of coke."