your birthday present

I found this site this afternoon via a story on CNN.com about all of the products that the "Runaway Bride" story has spawned.

Check out the clothing page. Jacque Chirac action figure in a French maid's costume? Osama bin Laden's face on an itty-bitty "Dead or Alive" t-shirt?

Very angry, violent, pro-war, pro-American men who play with Barbies.

Excellent.