my new excuse

The next time my grandmother asks me why I am not married yet, I'm going to be able to tell her that it's apparently due to the fact that I'm such a smarty pants.

British researchers have determined that, for every 16 point increase in a woman's IQ, she is forty percent less likely to snag a hubby. Of course, a high IQ has the opposite effect on a man's chances to get a wifey. For every 16 point increase in their IQ, a man is 35 percent more likely to get married.

Personally, I'm much more likely to get turned on by a guy who I think could beat me at Scrabble, so I guess I'm the norm.

But this does not bode well for my likelihood of becoming a Mrs. because, yes, I am brilliant.

Oh well.