Sunday, November 11, 2007 tags 11.11.07

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Back in college I became a vegan solely to prove to the straight edge punk boys with whom I was spending my time that it was not as difficult as they liked to make it appear to be. After the fact, I realized that -- at least for me -- it was just a socially acceptable eating disorder. I didn't give a rat's a** about being healthy, I just wanted to demonstrate how much control I had over what went in my mouth. I doubt this is what PETA had in mind when it created I Can't Believe It's Vegan, their fabulous new yes-you-can-eat-Capt'n-Crunch (with soy milk) web site. Of course, they neglected to include the Zagnut, my favorite vegan candy bar. Maybe I could be a vegan again after all.

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Finally, something new for me to spend my money on. It doesn't mean I will actually part ways with my vinyl, but it does mean that I will be able to listen to it. Plus, I just love saying Hammacher Schlemmer.

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