Tuesday, March 22, 2005

you ruin everything

It really is rather bizarre to read in The New York Times that Tom DeLay is commiserating with his fellow conservatives about how they are under attack by "the other side". DeLay, in a speech before the Family Research Council, was heard spreading the gospel about a "huge nationwide concerted effort to destroy everything we believe in."

(Where's the Easter Bunny? I want to kick him in his fuzzy tail and make a little kid cry.)

Did Hillary sound this nutty to "the other side" when she went on the Today show to lament "the vast right wing conspiracy" that was designed to bring down her husband?

I thought liberals were the ones with the victim complex? First we have working class people voting for Republicans. Then we've got Republicans wresting power away from the states to give more to the federal government. Over there, Democrats are jumping ship on the issue of abortion. Don't look now, but cats are having sex with dogs, the sky is fuschia and Lynne Cheney is Playmate of the Year.

WHAT THE HELL IS HAPPENING???!!! How come Andrew gets to get up? If he gets up, we'll all get up. IT'L BE ANARCHY!

(A big smoochie kiss to anyone who knows what the hell that little tangent was all about.)

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