happy birthday, jason

Okay. Time to geek out entirely. It's Jason Bateman's birthday today.

I love Jason.

An ode to Jason:

Today (as Michael Bluth) you are hip.
Yesterday you were not.
But you were always my crush.
Derek Taylor on Silver Spoons.
You knew Rick Schroeder when he was Ricky.
You were the chocolate to his vanilla.
I'd like to lick your cone.

(G-d, that was awful.)

Happy Birthday, Jason.