sad, but true

Did you hear the one about where old politicians go to die?

Yeah, well, it's not funny. And he's not dead.

The rub your belly hee haw joke of the day is that John Kerry got elected jury foreman this week, when called for duty in Boston.

(Wait, remember that line from the convention? "I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty.")

Jury foreman. And George Bush gets to be the leader of the free world.

MSNBC reports that one of his fellow jury members says she now regrets having voted for Bush. Was this before or after serving on the jury with Kerry? I mean, was he THAT good?