Sammy Satan

It seems fairly clear that Samuel Alito is the spawn of Satan, but in case you're wondering why, Slate spells it out for you. This sh*t about requiring a woman to inform her husband before she has an abortion is absolutely prehistoric. Yes, in an ideal world a man and a woman would have a relationship in which they existed as equals and had open communication and could, therefore, make joint decisions in which their self interests were balanced and considered.

But, in case you hadn't noticed, Sammy, this isn't an ideal world.