Sunday, August 28, 2005

your grandma

This morning Eartha Kitt was on CBS' Sunday Morning. She still has this sex kitten thing going on and she's got to be like 100 hundred years old (actually, she's 78). It's meant to be sort of inspiring that she's going strong after all these years, but it ends up being kinda creepy. You know, like your grandma having sex.

Watching Shakira do that I've-got-an-alien-being-in-my-stomach-and-it's-just-dying-to-get-out act, I can't help but envision her, at age 78, doing that same damn thing, her wrinkled (yet still relatively taut) belly frightening the kiddies.

Make her stop.

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