larry the cable guy

I'm probably getting a little too close to a comedy routine courtesy of the guys on the Blue Collar comedy tour, but here are two stating-the-obvious things that I have heard and/or read this morning.

A woman at the gym asking which set of stairs to take:

"The ones that go up?"

The President of the United States on Lance Armstong, after a mountain bike ride on Bush's ranch in Crawford, Texas:

"He's a good rider."